Definitely not company-ready

Our house is a mess. A big mess. It is driving me crazy. I would do something about it, but why bother? Within an hour, any progress made will be undone by my Tasmanian devil of a child. Toddlers are messy; it's a fact. Look it up.

Toys are everywhere BUT where they should be.

Oh, look! There's a trail. Let's follow, shall we?

I definitely cleaned his room yesterday.

You believe me, right?

Whoever invented the alphabet play mat was a sadist.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Alright kid, I'll cut you a break because you are cute. Messy as hell, but cute.